23 8 / 2014

quaintcastiel:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

You guys got burned.

(via coocooforbread)

23 8 / 2014

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

wow that was so deep…thank you…thank you for this beautiful life advice. I will remember this for the rest of my life.

(Source: uncooler, via amaxingmilk)

23 8 / 2014

yuusane:

Makoto CN: Itsuki

Haruka CN: Kery

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21 8 / 2014

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

holy shit

(via puffypantsdirk)

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

hulklinging:

beckendorph:

wait is this legit

the video is so good guys

….what?

hulklinging:

beckendorph:

wait is this legit

the video is so good guys

….what?

20 8 / 2014

nishinonya:

背中はおれのもの」by チビキ
Translated/Typesetted by nishinonya

20 8 / 2014

19 8 / 2014

itworksforpigs:

1999 Kurapika giving Leorio English lessons in the “Hunter x Hunter Revenge - Kurapika x Leorio x DJ jack” drama CD

Leorio:  Umm, let’s see… intramuscular injection means to infuse a liquid medicine into the muscles… If you inject it through any other means, the effect of the medicine will decrease, and it is said that there are problems with its safety. Hmm

Next, Intramuscular anesthetization is a method of anesthetization where the anesthetic is injected into the muscles. The muscular tissue is very effective for the quick absorption of medicine, so it can be used in cases where intravenous injection is difficult. Ketamine is used…

Aah, shut up! Who is it!?

Kurapika:  Hi~  I was sent by the Hunter tutoring organization, the bilingual-
Leorio: W-w-what? Gals?
Kurapika: Oh, yes, I’m the bilingual Yukino Kurapikano. The angel of love to all poor students struggling with entrance exams. Nice to meet you.
Leorio: Do you have a fever?
Kurapika: Oh?
Leorio: Sorry, but I’m in a hurry, so can you go home?
Kurapika: Oh, no, please take my lessons (?), I’m sure they’ll be of great use.
Leorio: What does a home tutor teach!?
Kurapika: It’s English!
Leorio: I don’t need English for the medical school’s exams.
Kurapika: Well then, Let’s study English!
Leorio: Did you listen to what I said!? Hey!
Leorio: Ow ow ow
Kurapika: Oh no no no, that’s no good. If you get hit, you should say “Ouch Ouch”
Leorio: Is that really English!?
Kurapika: Anyways, please open page 128 of volume 5 of the textbook.
Leorio: Volume 5? I feel like I’ve seen this textbook before somewhere.
Kurapika: Please read. I will translate what you read into English, eh?

Leorio: I just have to read it, right? Let’s see…  “zzz zzz… Wake up!”
Kurapika: Wake up!
Leorio: “Oh, aniki, good morning. What time is it now?”
Kurapika: Oh, my brother, good morning. What time is it now?
Leorio: Isn’t this totally like middle-school level English!?
Kurapika: It will be on your exam!
Leorio: I-it won’t!
Kurapika: Next, let’s continue with page 155 of volume 7 of the textbook, eh?
Leorio: Alright then. “kukuku, you are so cute”
Kurapika: eh eh eh, you irresistible! Repeat after me
Leorio: You~
Kurapika: No, from the laugh, eh eh eh
Leorio: eh eh eh
Kurapika: yes
Leorio: You, irrejustable~
Kurapika: irresistible!
Leorio: irresustible~

Kurapika: Okay, next
Leorio: “No, you shouldn’t give things away so easily”
Kurapika: No, you shouldn’t be so straightahead
Leorio: No~
Kurapika: Yes, that was good, that was good.
Leorio: No~
Kurapika: yes, yes
Leorio: You~
Kurapika: Shouldn’t be
Leorio: You shouln’t be
Kurapika: So straightahead
Leorio: So strike~
Kurapika: That was ball (?)
Leorio: You stenenene~

Kurapika: next please
Leorio: “Shut up, how could you tell?”
Kurapika: Cut it out! HOw could you tell?
Leorio: Ka-ka-cut it out~
Kurapika: Cut it out, yeah~ Cut it out~
Leorio: karera! Karera.
Kurapika: How could you tell!?
Leorio: karera, ha o kuishibare (They grit their teeth)
Kurapika: Yeah, the meaning was right, okay
Leorio: What the heck is this!?
Kurapika: Oh, this is the conversation between a married couple after they found out one of them was cheating.
Leorio: It isn’t!  Please, go home already!
Kurapika: Okay then,  for the five-minute lessons and textbooks it’ll be 25.000 Jenny.
Leorio: 25.000 Jenny!? That’s too expensive!
Kurapika: Please pay. When I go home, there will be three hungry children waiting for me
Leorio: How old are you!?
Kurapika: Please pay~
Leorio: Alright, alright!  I don’t even feel like haggling. Here.
Kurapika: Thank you, thank you very much. See you next week. See you next week.
Leorio: Don’t come again!

Translation by willeke4439

16 8 / 2014

scarecrowinc93:

garymanderrr:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

i love how the balloon one is just like ????

what kind of black magic is this family

(via spadessnowbar)

16 8 / 2014

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August

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