1999 Kurapika giving Leorio English lessons in the “Hunter x Hunter Revenge - Kurapika x Leorio x DJ jack” drama CD
Leorio: Umm, let’s see… intramuscular injection means to infuse a liquid medicine into the muscles… If you inject it through any other means, the effect of the medicine will decrease, and it is said that there are problems with its safety. Hmm
Next, Intramuscular anesthetization is a method of anesthetization where the anesthetic is injected into the muscles. The muscular tissue is very effective for the quick absorption of medicine, so it can be used in cases where intravenous injection is difficult. Ketamine is used…
Aah, shut up! Who is it!?
Kurapika: Hi~ I was sent by the Hunter tutoring organization, the bilingual-
Leorio: W-w-what? Gals?
Kurapika: Oh, yes, I’m the bilingual Yukino Kurapikano. The angel of love to all poor students struggling with entrance exams. Nice to meet you.
Leorio: Do you have a fever?
Leorio: Sorry, but I’m in a hurry, so can you go home?
Kurapika: Oh, no, please take my lessons (?), I’m sure they’ll be of great use.
Leorio: What does a home tutor teach!?
Kurapika: It’s English!
Leorio: I don’t need English for the medical school’s exams.
Kurapika: Well then, Let’s study English!
Leorio: Did you listen to what I said!? Hey!
Leorio: Ow ow ow
Kurapika: Oh no no no, that’s no good. If you get hit, you should say “Ouch Ouch”
Leorio: Is that really English!?
Kurapika: Anyways, please open page 128 of volume 5 of the textbook.
Leorio: Volume 5? I feel like I’ve seen this textbook before somewhere.
Kurapika: Please read. I will translate what you read into English, eh?
Leorio: I just have to read it, right? Let’s see… “zzz zzz… Wake up!”
Kurapika: Wake up!
Leorio: “Oh, aniki, good morning. What time is it now?”
Kurapika: Oh, my brother, good morning. What time is it now?
Leorio: Isn’t this totally like middle-school level English!?
Kurapika: It will be on your exam!
Leorio: I-it won’t!
Kurapika: Next, let’s continue with page 155 of volume 7 of the textbook, eh?
Leorio: Alright then. “kukuku, you are so cute”
Kurapika: eh eh eh, you irresistible! Repeat after me
Kurapika: No, from the laugh, eh eh eh
Leorio: eh eh eh
Leorio: You, irrejustable~
Kurapika: Okay, next
Leorio: “No, you shouldn’t give things away so easily”
Kurapika: No, you shouldn’t be so straightahead
Kurapika: Yes, that was good, that was good.
Kurapika: yes, yes
Kurapika: Shouldn’t be
Leorio: You shouln’t be
Kurapika: So straightahead
Leorio: So strike~
Kurapika: That was ball (?)
Leorio: You stenenene~
Kurapika: next please
Leorio: “Shut up, how could you tell?”
Kurapika: Cut it out! HOw could you tell?
Leorio: Ka-ka-cut it out~
Kurapika: Cut it out, yeah~ Cut it out~
Leorio: karera! Karera.
Kurapika: How could you tell!?
Leorio: karera, ha o kuishibare (They grit their teeth)
Kurapika: Yeah, the meaning was right, okay
Leorio: What the heck is this!?
Kurapika: Oh, this is the conversation between a married couple after they found out one of them was cheating.
Leorio: It isn’t! Please, go home already!
Kurapika: Okay then, for the five-minute lessons and textbooks it’ll be 25.000 Jenny.
Leorio: 25.000 Jenny!? That’s too expensive!
Kurapika: Please pay. When I go home, there will be three hungry children waiting for me
Leorio: How old are you!?
Kurapika: Please pay~
Leorio: Alright, alright! I don’t even feel like haggling. Here.
Kurapika: Thank you, thank you very much. See you next week. See you next week.
Leorio: Don’t come again!
Translation by willeke4439